Licking my way to drunk is the best idea ever

The only thing annoying about this is that it seems that I cannot yet purchase these in a retail establishment.  Come on guys, this is the perfect way to get drunk inconspicuously on the fly—and they will most def be at that 90s party I’m dreaming of.  You hear that Zima?  Get your shit together!

Ghandi was the MAN

This show was awesome. It is super underrated, and one of the only decent things MTV has managed to spit out in the last decade. When you were a kid, didn’t you wonder what would happen if famous historical figures were modern-day teenagers? Don’t shake your head at me—think about the times you were high… Yeah, there you go. Right before you saw the frog coming out of your mom’s china cabinet saying “eat spaghetti” at you. Right on. I mean…drugs are bad…

Anywho, you can buy this animated greatness on DVD. I think we should all band together and rant at MTV until they resurrect this bitch like Fox did when it finally got the hint it was being a dumbass about Family Guy. But for now, if you’ve got student loans, just watch it on YouTube.

In the meantime, check out a snippet from one of our latest fav episodes, which has spawned the catch-phrases “what you SAAAAYYYYYYYY?!” and “say WHHHHAAAAATTTT?!”

This dude is a genius because his shit is alllllll gimmick.  If his act wasn’t so stylized, he wouldn’t even be funny.  But he hypes himself up so much that it works in the end.  And it is fucking hilarious.  One night when I was bar hopping with a bunch of dudes, one in the group used “Raaaaaaaandy” catch phrases all night, and it never got old.  That’s when you know that shit is catching on.

Watch this shit and and try not to laugh.

You can check out more Raaaaaaaandy goodness at his site.

This pretty kitty wants to get it on

Nothing about this situation could ever wreck a hard-on.  Ever.  In fact, it’s a kitty, so it’s suggestive.  Get it.  Kitty?  Stop judging me, you know this is awesome.

Remember, down the street not across the tracks

Don’t donate your Audioslave albums to charity before you go—the rest of us actually want to live, jackass.

BBD rocked that shit

A Bell Biv DeVoe playlist should include:

“Poison”

“Do Me!”

Okay, they had some other albums, and consequently other tracks, but let’s be real—no one gives a shit. Apparently they have a new album dropping this year and are allegedly touring—no shit. The point is that they have left us with so many words of wisdom over the years like, “never trust a big butt and a smile” (which I disagree with by the way, fucking misogynists) and “smack it up, flip it, rub it down.”

Now you know

It’s drivin me outta my mind…  Don’t act like you don’t know the words.  Put your skates on and work it like you own it.

Zima!!!!!

Did you see that shit?!?  It’s ZIMA!!!!!

FYI, Dr. Tran is the new IQ test, and the most reliable of its kind.  If you don’t find this video funny, there is a 95% chance that you can’t figure out how to make Jell-O, flunked out of community college several times, and are illiterate (which is cool, because that means that you can’t comprehend that I’m talking shit about you right now).

I'd like some wit with my remedy, y'all

One of the best parts is the back of the package, which includes what I interpret to be social commentary:

Damn, this means I can't use these in a meth lab

Remember kids, before you buy a house, check to make sure it was never a hillbilly meth lab—or you’ll be sorry when your lungs start to collapse from breathing in that bitch.

After 7 loves the ladies

An After 7 playlist should include:

“Til You Do Me Right”

“Can’t Stop”

“Ready or Not”

And apparently you can still book them as entertainment for parties.  Hell to the YES!  Do you hear that kids?  Sounds like a good idea for a birthday present (hint, hint).  Or my wedding…if I get married before they die.

Watch how paying for this 90s goodness would totally be worth it: